This is a no-brainer, but people who have body image issues try to kill themselves more.
Once again, I'd like to thank Cosmo and Victoria's Secret for making girls think they're unattractive. Your fine work in "selling sex" to sell magazines and fuckin' panties has made American women feel awful about themselves. And the rest of us are left dealing with the emotional impact.
When chicks think they're fat, guys don't get laid. And that, my friends, is the sucky.
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Unless the chicks are really truly fat, then it's time for the Hog Rule.
I'm fat. I don't care. Maybe it's easier to deal with since I'm married, I dunno. I do agree with placing the body image blame squarely on the shoulders of advertisers and media though. I can't imagine what it would be like to grow up with my particular body shape in this current climate.
First of all, I wear Victoria Secret Panties. and it's not becasue the women are skinny and skanky. it's because they're the only kind of panties that have good butt elastic. that's the key to not getting a wedgie.
Unfortunately, the last comment is true...I've put on some pounds since the wedding and have felt less like having sex. Mike, you are intuitive.
"When chicks think they're fat, guys don't get laid. And that, my friends, is the sucky."
True.
-A
hrmph... i was hoping that my uber sexxxy furry slightly pudgie body would be enough to get my wife hawny... *sniff sniff* ;)
PS - i think all women should love themselves... as often as possible :-D
I think all would be well if everyone just obeyed the "lost" 11th commandment- "No fat chicks". --Family Guy--
I think no fat chicks as the 11th commandment beat Family Guy to the punch by at least two years. Watching the "Best Of" on Sunday night refreshed my memory on it.
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