This is a no-brainer, but people who have body image issues try to kill themselves more.
Once again, I'd like to thank Cosmo and Victoria's Secret for making girls think they're unattractive. Your fine work in "selling sex" to sell magazines and fuckin' panties has made American women feel awful about themselves. And the rest of us are left dealing with the emotional impact.
When chicks think they're fat, guys don't get laid. And that, my friends, is the sucky.