Southern Wisconsin boy makes his whole state proud by making the national news for getting ticketed while wearing a dress to prom. Awesome.
My favorite part of the article:
Administrators say the dress wasn't the only problem. They say Lofy was dancing suggestively. However, the dress-wearing boy says others were dancing that way too and he was the only one to get in trouble.
First of all, they call him "the dress-wearing boy", fucking local reporters are hilarious, that's funny enough.
But are these "journalists" that retarded? Who knew that people dance suggestively? At Prom? You gotta be fucking kidding me. He's probably the only guy at that high school who didn't get wasted and do it for the first time in the back of a '78 Gremlin - and he's the one that got in trouble? Who says that irony is dead?
Speaking of suggestiveness, I just saw the "Stupid Spoiled Whore" Paris Hilton episode of South Park last night, and can I get an Amen? That show is so much better than when it started. I know it's a cliche to hate Paris Hilton, but I can't help it, I'm compelled to. I wonder what Camille Paglia thinks about Paris? I bet she has some interesting take on "modern media and the no-talent celebrity". God, she was just in Madison last week too, and I missed it. I coulda asked her.
Oh well, Kerry Lofy, my cross-dressing compadre, this Bud's for you. Too bad you won't be able to legally drink it for another three years.
3 comments:
soon it will be illegal for any of us to where gender distinguishing clothing. i vvote for the robes and parkas and tunics of old. easyt on easy off and completely interchangeable....
yeah...move to NY kids.
Yeah I caught the article to. If you read farther down the article it claims to say and I quote "the dress was borrowed from one mister Mike Huberty, who was ditched at his senior prom by his date as he was mistaken for a women by his date." Now the truth finally comes out Mike really was not ditched by his prom date because she was mean but because he was dressed like a woman.? (What is that weird?)
I vote that we all just run around naked all the time and let everyone else see our shit.
P.S. that makes it easier for people to get all up in each others guts
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