Southern Wisconsin boy makes his whole state proud by making the national news for getting ticketed while wearing a dress to prom. Awesome.
My favorite part of the article:
Administrators say the dress wasn't the only problem. They say Lofy was dancing suggestively. However, the dress-wearing boy says others were dancing that way too and he was the only one to get in trouble.
First of all, they call him "the dress-wearing boy", fucking local reporters are hilarious, that's funny enough.
But are these "journalists" that retarded? Who knew that people dance suggestively? At Prom? You gotta be fucking kidding me. He's probably the only guy at that high school who didn't get wasted and do it for the first time in the back of a '78 Gremlin - and he's the one that got in trouble? Who says that irony is dead?
Speaking of suggestiveness, I just saw the "Stupid Spoiled Whore" Paris Hilton episode of South Park last night, and can I get an Amen? That show is so much better than when it started. I know it's a cliche to hate Paris Hilton, but I can't help it, I'm compelled to. I wonder what Camille Paglia thinks about Paris? I bet she has some interesting take on "modern media and the no-talent celebrity". God, she was just in Madison last week too, and I missed it. I coulda asked her.
Oh well, Kerry Lofy, my cross-dressing compadre, this Bud's for you. Too bad you won't be able to legally drink it for another three years.